I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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