i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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