when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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