pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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