she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Still dying that you shit outside
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
