Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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