I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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