My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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