If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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