Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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