About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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