so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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