i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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