If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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