People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I need mimosas to revive my soul
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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