I am puke
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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