After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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