How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
