Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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