I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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