Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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