If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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