I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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