just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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