on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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