It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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