i dont even know how to be here
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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