I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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