dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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