I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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