When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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