The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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