apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
