Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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