It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet