I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"