I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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