I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.