I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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