People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin