she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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