If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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