Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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