Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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