So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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