...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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