Fine. I'll sleep in my office
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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