They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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