I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
