You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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