Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize