I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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