It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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