Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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