You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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