no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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