My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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