On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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