Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize