She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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